oh hello and welcome to this magnificent foolishness that is!

this will serve as a hub for the very professional artistic life i intend to lead (hence the lack of capitalization and rather familiar voice) , but it’s important you know what you’re getting into.

oh hi i remember you, too

there have been new images placed in the gallery. the gallery is randomized, so try to guess which ones they are! if you like them, download them, print them out, post them on a favorite wall of yours, and send me a picture of that.


i love you.

many hats.

rolling out to dallas on March 10 to DJ at the Crown and Harp from 10-2a. just another piece of the biz. four hour sets are marathons, but i got jams.

i’ll have some stickers of beer kid, sword kid, and crystal dude on me. ask me about my stickers, dawg.